How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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