I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Randomize