What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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