Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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