well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So many bounce houses so little time
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
