Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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