Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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