You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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