Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
50% drunk capacity currently
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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