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(952): View more from Minnesota

Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.

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(207): View more from Maine

i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea

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probs a good idea

(207): View more from Maine

i like the whole idea of life and being alive

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you sure you're not high?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway

(860): View more from Connecticut

That's what she gets for taking his peeps.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot

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(937): View more from Ohio

He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?

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(773): View more from Illinois

You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"

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