Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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