So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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