I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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