Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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