problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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