38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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