when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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