TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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