My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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