Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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