Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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