The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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