I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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