So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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