Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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