I'm gonna have a badass scar
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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