Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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