Bisexual people are plain selfish.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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