I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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