quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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