people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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