even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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