i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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