Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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