if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
