If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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