i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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