she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
