i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just found puke in my bra..
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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