BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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