Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he wants to bone in the snuggie
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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