kristin has been a bad kristin
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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