Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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