Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize