It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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