Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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