remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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