you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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