so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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