Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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