Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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