And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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