I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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